Hi. I’m looking for a man first name Hugh last name Jass.

Bart: Hi. I’m looking for a man first name Hugh last name Jass.
Moe: Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men’s room for a Hugh Jass!
(There is a Hugh Jass at Moe’s; he takes the call)
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In honor of tonight’s 20th Anniversary of The Simpsons, I present today’s ADamVENTURES blog post as an homage to Homer and the gang in Haiku.
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Hit the road this Fall,
Drove from New York to Left Coast.
Cowabunga dude!
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Left Cali late Nov.
Plunging temperatures came.
30s in Vegas, doh!
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Searching for the warmth.
Florida in Jan. best bet
Very cold.  ¡Ay, caramba!
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Met college roommate
Our stomachs larger this year
Mmm crumbled-up cookie things
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In Feb heading North.
Scared about freezing tuchas.
Don’t have a cow man!
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